Quotes

Here is the page where I'll post all the great ORIGINAL quotes (quotations) that I come up with.

"You'd be amazed how far you can make money go when you don't spend it." - Me (on personal finance)

"A deed is only as nice as the alternative does not make you look like a jerk." - Me (on gratuitous praise)

"I agree." - Me (on the assertion that I am abrasive and caustic)

"Is she a good choice to fill SDOC's seat? Does 2+2=22?

The answer to both these questions is of course, ONLY IF YOU'RE RETARDED." - Me (on Harriet Miers)

"Most of my friends went to beerfest, or as I like to call it, 'get cirrhosis.'" - Me (on how my friends are going to die)

"Blue-collar is the new homeless." - Me (on our rising standard of living)

"Some might say I have an ego problem. I just call it 'being realistic'." - Me (on me)

"How can you think that you're right if you don't think that everybody else is wrong?" - Me (on me)

"Anything below a 175 is trash." - Me (on the LSAT)

"I'm trash." - Me (on my 172)

"A score that's trash makes the person who got the score trash." - Me (on the assumption in the preceding argument)

"Job hunting is like taking a bus full of retarded kids to the zoo: there's so much to keep track of that you can't enjoy the scenery or the animals." - Me (on Job hunting)

"If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a 90 minute film, with 129,600 pictures, assuming 24 frames per second, must be worth nearly 130 million words." - Me (on the importance of movies)

"Chinese people, especially FOBs, tend to have trouble observing lane etiquette." - Me (on chemistry grad students' use of the pool)

"Like, for example, you're not supposed to hang on the lane dividers, and when you want to share a lane, it's customary to ask, or at least notify, the person with whom you intend to share it, and not to 'swim' down the middle of the lane unannounced." - Me (elaborating on previous quote)

"The problem I had with the movie was the implicit approval, nay, commendation, of Ethan Hawke's deceit of the space exploration agency. I mean, jesus, he's a ticking time bomb. When his mission launched, all I could think was, man, those poor copilots whose lives he's jeopardizing, I bet they have families." - Me (on Gattaca)